my husband's always giving me the cold shoulder
<h1>my husband’s always giving me the cold shoulder</h1><p>Wish he would choose a different cut of meat for once</p>
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What do you call a silence on a stick? A shush-kebab :D
<p>What do you call a silence on a stick?</p><!-- more --><p>A shush-kebab :D</p>
Not to be grammatic but…
Not to be grammatic but…
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the
<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?</p><p>To get to the</p>
I have an idea for a new propulsion technology, using only social media: The law of inertia states that "every action has an...
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gottem again :3
gottem again :3
ABC Entertainment/Vin Di Bona Productions (2007)
Taken from "America's Funniest Home Videos".
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