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<p>I’m half asleep </p><p>Imagine a dad for years always saying how many cubes in your tea? Like sugar cubes, but like he always says it quick.</p><p>And then one day he says cube ins (cubins)</p><p>The child thinking this was a simple blunder says 4 and their dad looks at them horrified and mutters with complete sincerity </p><p>“I dunno how I’m gonna get that many to fit in there…” and stares at a wall or a spot on the counter for like 8 minutes</p>
<p>What do you call a large, bloated, tusked humanoid, who not a positive and in fact is a negative to the currently experienced or theorized situation and/or currently proposed plan, is further away than typical of objects, and gets to decide what’s on TV?</p><!-- more --><p>A remote. Con. Troll!</p>
<p>Can you guys reblog with your best (or worst) dad jokes? Thank you.</p>
<h2>Haven’t posted for a little while, so here’s a random dad joke.</h2><p>Lock picking is one of the skills that can advance your career; it unlocks many doors.</p>
Trees are in possumHarriet Scott Morgan, The Ringtail Possum, in The Mammals of Australia, 1869, National Library of AustraliaHarriet Scott Morgan was one of 19th century Australia’s most prominent natural history illustrators and was one of the first professional female illustrators in Australia.
<p>My out-and-proud lesbian eldest: “Dad! Great news! My scoliosis improved! I don’t have to see that doctor anymore!”</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: “That’s fantastic! Do you realize what this means?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Eldest: “What?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Me, grinning my dadliest: “Your spine is straighter than you are!”</p>
“What happened to hello?…”(I’m not interested btw)
<p>What’s a skeletons favorite snack?</p>
I love dad jokes from my friends so much, not like the classic “hi ___ I’m dad!” bc that’s just baby’s intro to ragebait, but like the shit that only a true dad could come up with. My partner always says “see you ‘round like a donut!” and I’d never heard that so it made me laugh and he confessed his dad always said it. idk i just like that the jokes you might roll your eyes at because you hear them all the time from your family are probably t
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