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Ready for a.... FRILL???? Heya everybody I'm Frillard and I'm here to do some stand up, not 4 ups, heck not even 7!! (Rim...
Ready for a…. FRILL????Heya everybody I’m Frillard and I’m here to do some stand up, not 4 ups, heck not even 7!! (Rim shot, ba dum ch!) Ya know yesterday at the grocery store, I swore to myself to try new FRUITS, so I bought some and sure was my grocery bag DRAGON(ba dum ch!)Haha yeah! Half way out i was sweatin!, then I see some lady fending off a guy with PEPPERspray and my BELLS start rigging!’(Ba dum ch!)So I say to the man- I say to him: “Heya pal! Ya better
Me: āWhat is a present perfect?ā The highly illiterate guy: āAn grammar bookā
<p><b>Me</b>: āWhat is a present perfect?ā</p><p><b>The highly illiterate guy</b>: āAn grammar bookā</p>
*two people on a date* āiām a school principal, what do you do for work?ā āiām a subā āuh cool? iām usually more dominant in...
<p>*two people on a date*</p><p>āiām a school principal, what do you do for work?ā </p><p>āiām a subā</p><p>āuh cool? iām usually more dominant in bed, but whatās your job?ā </p><p>āā¦substitute teacherā </p>
You know, I can't stand jeans. It's why I sit instead.
<p>You know, I can’t stand jeans.</p><p>It’s why I sit instead.</p>
Back in my day 6 feared 7
<p>Back in my day 6 feared 7 </p>
Edgar Allan Poe is about to run into a tree What do you tell him? POETRY!
<p>Edgar Allan Poe is about to run into a tree</p><p>What do you tell him?</p><p>POETRY! </p>
Weāre having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner We found Himalayan in the road
<p>Weāre having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner</p><p>We found Himalayan in the road</p>
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Buckle Up, Mom! | A Hilarious Custom Song & Animation Tribute
A fun, heartfelt, and cheeky animated music video created as a personalized song for my mom! š¶ āBuckle Up, Momā celebrates her unstoppable energy, sense of humor, and stories from the road ā featuring inside jokes, family anecdotes, and a jazzy, upbeat tune that captures her spirit perfectly. This video showcases the magic of custom songwriting and animation ā where every lyric, laugh, and scene is inspired by real moments. Perfect for birthdays, milestones, or just to make someone smile. š
A free āJackassā pop-up is taking over L.A. for three days only
Grab your protective cup, Los Angeles, because Jackass is rolling into town for a free three-day pop-up.
āJackassā legend Steve-O inks Long Island fan before Patchogue show
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10 Actors Who Got Their Start as MTV Stars
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MTV cancels long-running hit show after 46 seasons
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Fox Officially Rebooting Major Game Show, and You Can Now See the First Preview
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'Jackass' star to play comedy show in Vermont this month
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