10 lucky St. Patrick's Day 'dad' jokes to use over a pint of Guinness
If you're looking for a couple of lucky one-liners, you've found the pot of gold. St. Patrick's Day is right around the ...
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125 St. Patrick's Day Jokes That Are Pure Gold
However you plan to commemorate the March holiday, whether it be cooking up a pot of corned beef or gathering with your besties to enjoy a few pints at the pub, these St. Patrick's Day jokes and ...
25 universal dad sayings and jokes that dads can’t resist
You know what's the best thing about becoming a father? Getting the dad joke pass. And it doesn't matter if you have a baby on the way and need to quickly learn some or simply like rolling your eyes, ...
Dad jokes with Tom Hardy and his dad are so wholesome
Tom Hardy drops his tough on-screen persona in a hilarious moment as he struggles to keep a straight face while his dad ...
‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ Gets 35th Season Renewal at ABC
There was something special happening on the night of January 14, 1990. Two shows that had aired specials at the end of 1989 premiered in their regular midseason timeslots that same Sunday evening: ...
Alfonso Ribeiro on AFV Milestone, Life as a Dad and the Loss of James Van Der Beek
Alfonso Ribeiro reflects on America’s Funniest Home Videos hitting 800 episodes, his Fresh Prince legacy and life as a dad.
Linda Gray Says Larry Hagman Would Play Practical Jokes, 'Eat an Onion' During 'Awkward' “Dallas ”Kissing Scenes
Linda Gray is remembering the "awkward" kissing scenes between her and Larry Hagman on the set of Dallas — and how the late actor would play practical jokes when it came time to lock lips. Hagman ...
Can you guys reblog with your best (or worst) dad jokes? Thank you.
<p>Can you guys reblog with your best (or worst) dad jokes? Thank you.</p>
Trees are in possum Harriet Scott Morgan, The Ringtail Possum, in The Mammals of Australia, 1869, National Library of...
Trees are in possumHarriet Scott Morgan, The Ringtail Possum, in The Mammals of Australia, 1869, National Library of AustraliaHarriet Scott Morgan was one of 19th century Australia’s most prominent natural history illustrators and was one of the first professional female illustrators in Australia.
I’m half asleep Imagine a dad for years always saying how many cubes in your tea? Like sugar cubes, but like he always says it...
<p>I’m half asleep </p><p>Imagine a dad for years always saying how many cubes in your tea? Like sugar cubes, but like he always says it quick.</p><p>And then one day he says cube ins (cubins)</p><p>The child thinking this was a simple blunder says 4 and their dad looks at them horrified and mutters with complete sincerity </p><p>“I dunno how I’m gonna get that many to fit in there…” and stares at a wall or a spot on the counter for like 8 minutes</p>
The truth about cottage cheese 🧀 #comedy #joke
The truth about cottage cheese 🧀 #comedy #jokeThe truth about cottage cheese 🧀 #comedy #joke
What do you call a large, bloated, tusked humanoid, who not a positive and in fact is a negative to the currently experienced or...
<p>What do you call a large, bloated, tusked humanoid, who not a positive and in fact is a negative to the currently experienced or theorized situation and/or currently proposed plan, is further away than typical of objects, and gets to decide what’s on TV?</p><!-- more --><p>A remote. Con. Troll!</p>
Haven't posted for a little while, so here's a random dad joke.
<h2>Haven’t posted for a little while, so here’s a random dad joke.</h2><p>Lock picking is one of the skills that can advance your career; it unlocks many doors.</p>
“What happened to hello?…” (I’m not interested btw)
“What happened to hello?…”(I’m not interested btw)
My out-and-proud lesbian eldest: "Dad! Great news! My scoliosis improved! I don't have to see that doctor anymore!" Me: "That's...
<p>My out-and-proud lesbian eldest: “Dad! Great news! My scoliosis improved! I don’t have to see that doctor anymore!”</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: “That’s fantastic! Do you realize what this means?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Eldest: “What?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Me, grinning my dadliest: “Your spine is straighter than you are!”</p>
What's a skeletons favorite snack?
<p>What’s a skeletons favorite snack?</p>
I love dad jokes from my friends so much, not like the classic "hi ___ I'm dad!" bc that's just baby's intro to ragebait, but...
I love dad jokes from my friends so much, not like the classic “hi ___ I’m dad!” bc that’s just baby’s intro to ragebait, but like the shit that only a true dad could come up with. My partner always says “see you ‘round like a donut!” and I’d never heard that so it made me laugh and he confessed his dad always said it. idk i just like that the jokes you might roll your eyes at because you hear them all the time from your family are probably t
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Johnny Knoxville says “Jackass 5” will be 'the last one,' teases 'a f---ing train wreck'
After more than a quarter century of Jackass, Johnny Knoxville says he's retiring the brand. Now 54, Knoxville explained that ...
The real reason P.J. Clapp chose 'Johnny Knoxville' as his name
Johnny Knoxville was just P.J. Clapp pre-"Jackass." Here's how the Knoxville native got his famous name and more about his deep ties to East Tennessee.