<p>i was explaining to my dad that we celebrate the ides of march here every year and he was like ‘march 15th and august 2nd.’ and i was like 'what’ and he said “eight-two.”</p>
<p>A gender? I hardly know ‘er!!</p>
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Et tu, March 15? 🤔Why not both? 🥗➕️🍕🤷♂️
you know its a bit funny that so many words share different meanings under the same spelling. Like, if I asked you for a bow, would you give me the weapon or the ribbon? having said that, i present to you a horrible example:Tumblr user, very happy: I finally have a mutual! I really like having them around.Biologist currently studying mutualism and trying to hide their autistic passion for it, mildly concerned: Do you.. know codependency is essential for the survival of some species, and yet if o
<h1>When is a book the greatest dinosaur?</h1><p>When the book is the saurus. Besides, the words in it are very Rawr.</p><p><br/></p><p>I made this one myself. Triple pun on the last word, depending on your accent…</p>
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