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Show HN: I made a Clojure-like language in Go, boots in 7ms
Let-go is a Clojure-like language (~90% compatible with JVM Clojure) written in pure Go. It ships as a ~10MB static binary and cold boots in ~7ms - that's about 50x faster than JVM and 3x faster than Babashka. It has decent throughput on algorithmic workloads - within ballpark of the GraalVM-backed sci.I started this project in 2021 as an elaborate practical joke: I wanted to have an excuse for writing Clojure while pretending to write Go.Jokes aside, it turned out to be pretty decent: it f
April Fools’ Day Offers Chance for Lighthearted Pranks and Practical Jokes
MORRIS COUNTY, NJ — April Fools’ Day will be observed on Wednesday, April 1, giving residents a chance to take part in one of the year’s most lighthearted traditions. Marked each year on the first day ...
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Celebration of Life for Michael Jones
Celebration of life for Michael Jones
December 15, 1954 - April 10, 2026
Service
May 2, 2026. 11:00 a.m.
FAITH 4 LIFE CHURCH
1000 E McNeil Rd
Round Rock, Texas 78681
Michael Lee Jones was born on December 15, 1954, to Willie Mae Jones and Robert (KC) Jones in Rochester NY.
He attended Madison high school and later married his high school sweetheart Melinda Jones on March 23, 1974.
He enjoyed traveling, fishing, barbecuing no matter the weather; telling jokes and laughing so hard that his stom
Celebration of Life for Michael Jones
Celebration of life for Michael Jones
December 15, 1954 - April 10, 2026
Service
May 2, 2026. 11:00 a.m.
FAITH 4 LIFE CHURCH
1000 E McNeil Rd
Round Rock, Texas 78681
Michael Lee Jones was born on December 15, 1954, to Willie Mae Jones and Robert (KC) Jones in Rochester NY.
He attended Madison high school and later married his high school sweetheart Melinda Jones on March 23, 1974.
He enjoyed traveling, fishing, barbecuing no matter the weather; telling jokes and laughing so hard that his stom
The Ultimate Try Not to Laugh � Funniest Videos Compilation!
� The Ultimate Try Not to Laugh — Funniest Videos Compilation! Think you can keep a straight face? Challenge accepted! This is the ultimate compilation of the funniest videos on the internet, guaranteed to test your willpower. From hilarious pet antics to epic fails and side-splitting moments, this video is a non-stop laugh riot. Take the challenge if you dare! �
Orange Cat Comedy – Hilarious Feline Fun
Absolutely! Here’s a quick setup for you: You have a bright orange background with playful cartoon cat icons. In bold, fun text, it says your channel name, “Orange Cat Comedy,” and underneath, it says, “Please follow for more funny cat videos!” Make sure it’s in a clear, high-contrast font, and if you’d like a specific size, you can let me know. That should be ready for your upload!
At what point in a catfishing career can someone be dubbed a Master Baiter
<p>At what point in a catfishing career can someone be dubbed a Master Baiter </p>
Idk if I regret giving my dad a desk calendar with daily dad jokes I saw at the dollarstore for Christmas. He sends one to the...
<p>Idk if I regret giving my dad a desk calendar with daily dad jokes I saw at the dollarstore for Christmas. He sends one to the family group chat everyday. </p>
We all had toys growing up,?
We all had toys growing up,?
Wanna hear a joke about jedis?
Its okay… I don’t want to FORCE it on ya.
What do you get when Chewbacca has his own part to...
<p>Wanna hear a joke about jedis?</p><p><br/></p><p>Its okay… I don’t want to FORCE it on ya.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>What do you get when Chewbacca has his own part to play in an oprah?</p><p><br/></p><p>A Han-SOLO!</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>What did Luke say when someone threatened his family?</p><p><br/></p><p>You don’t LEIA finger on any of them!</p><p><br/></p><p>Happy May 4th, y’all ❕🌟 </p>
Ay just so you bambinis know, Papa Pastrami approves of them gays and them trans. Love yous guys, and that parade you have every...
<p>Ay just so you bambinis know, Papa Pastrami approves of them gays and them trans. Love yous guys, and that parade you have every year. Reminds me of a joke I heard one time</p><p><br/></p><p>How does a non-binary person commit murder?</p><p>They/them</p>
This feels like hitting a perfect combo in a video game 😭
This feels like hitting a perfect combo in a video game 😭like how the fuck do you chain nine unrelated puns in a perfect row 😭
A joke for any of you to use
<h1>A joke for any of you to use</h1><p>knock, knock</p><p>Who’s there?</p><p>Some.</p><p>Some-</p><p>-BODY ONCE TOLD ME WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME…</p>
Kira: Why do you have eleven dogs in your apartment?
Dukat: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I’m going to be rich.
Kira: Why do you have eleven dogs in your apartment?Dukat: They’re golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I’m going to be rich.
‘Jackass 5’ Trailer: Johnny Knoxville and Friends Say Goodbye to Series With Tasers, ‘Escape Room From Hell’ and More Painful Stunts
Originally beginning as an MTV show 26 years ago, “Jackass” has since become a decades-spanning property, spawning four ...
Show HN: Looties – a marketplace for tech swag fans
Hi HN,I'm Quentin, and I built something called Looties. Think Vinted, but for developers. It's a peer-to-peer marketplace where you can list and resell tech/company and conference swag. Hoodies, stickers, mugs, caps, onboarding kits… the stuff we all accumulate over the years.This started pretty personally.I've spent ~10 years in tech, the last 6 working closely with developer tools companies. Every onboarding, every offsite, every conference... I grabbed the swag. I'm
55 Hilarious Earth Day Jokes and Puns You’ll Totally Dig
And every year, the Earth Day jokes practically write themselves—which is good, because the planet, let us be very honest, ...
60 funniest AI jokes and puns that the machines are still allowing us to share (for now)
These AI jokes prove that humans are still good for something: laughter!
148 mom jokes that are funny because they’re true
A job that pays nothing and has no days off? That's motherhood, but these mom jokes will help you laugh about it.