<p>Yall have that friend that drops the discord call just to come back a minute later with a “I haven’t seen yall since last year!” </p><p>Yeah…lemme kill them rq</p>
<p>Don’t fall for the skunk cost fallacy!</p><p>It might look like the cutest dance you’ve ever seen, but you’re going to be bathing in tomato soup all night and brother, that soup is gonna cost ya.</p>
<p>“You can’t bring a dead animal on this flight sir.”</p><p>“But this is my carrion luggage!”</p>
<p>Fireworks?</p><p>Well how much are we paying her?</p>
<p>Hey, did you hear about the famous pickle? She’s a really big dill.</p>
<p>Me: oh wow that’s bad. You have to perform 15 Ava Marias.</p><p>Person confessing: Don’t you mean Hail Marys?</p><p>Me: I don’t think football is going to help you right now. Make that 20 Ava Marias.</p>
<p>What sort of illness did Hansel and Gretel have?</p><p>Munch-housen syndrome!</p>
<p>What do you call a psychic fish?</p><p>A forTUNA Teller </p>
<p>haven’t showered since last year!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂✌🏼🤞🏼</p>
Need your head restedAnnie Swynnterton, The Convalescent, 1887, Tate Gallery
<p>Sending “we haven’t done anything for a year” to all my groups cause I’m the dad of every group</p>
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